Sleep Strategists Prints

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'zzz sleep.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'How can you sleep at night?'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

Sleep Disorder Research.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"See you in the morning."

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.