The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!
Sleep-fighting Strategist T-Shirts
Put their sleepless nights front and center with our clever t-shirts designed for sleep-fighting strategists. These witty tees are perfect for wearing during late-night brainstorming sessions or chilled-out mornings.
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."
"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."
Interpretive napping
'Sorry!...Recalculating.'
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
The great slingshot of Mongolia.
"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.
"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"
Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.
'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'
"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."
"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."
'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'
"See you in the morning."
'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'
Napquest
"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"
"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"
"I have a problem with resisting arrest."
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."
'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"
"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."
Suggestion box attached to headboard on bed
New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club
"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
On the phone in bed.
Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."
"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."
Sleep-fighting Strategist T-Shirts Collection
Sleep-fighting Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for sleep-fighting strategists, designed to bring humor to their morning routines and late-night thoughts.
Sleep-fighting Strategist Pillows
Add personality to their space with pillows that humorously acknowledge their struggle to sleep in comfort.
Sleep-fighting Strategist Prints
Find eye-catching prints that humorously depict the midnight battles of sleep-fighting strategists, perfect for personalizing their space.