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Napquest

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"See you in the morning."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

A couple look at a graph on their bed

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

Sleep-Eez Bedding

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

Suggestion box attached to headboard on bed

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'