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Interpretive napping

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Sleeping at the computer.

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

"See you in the morning."