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"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

Night-time halo

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Programmer Dreams

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

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“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Napquest

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.