Strategic Sleeper Gifts

Night-time halo

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Programmer Dreams

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

Napquest

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"