Sleeper Strategist Gifts

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Interpretive napping

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Flexible working

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Napquest

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"Get me the coast.

"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"