Corporate Sleeper Gifts

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Night-time halo

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Finger on the Z Key

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

Programmer Dreams

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

The Princess and the Pea

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'Binkley, how many times have I warned you about sleeping on the job?'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."