Serious Sleeper T-Shirts

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

Night-time halo

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Programmer Dreams

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Waking the Dead.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."