Extreme Sleeper T-Shirts

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Programmer Dreams

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Waking the Dead.

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

The Home Birth of Venus

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

The Princess and the Pea

"You awake?"

Sleep-Eez Bedding

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"I couldn't sleep."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'