Extreme Sleeper Gifts

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Programmer Dreams

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

Waking the Dead.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"You awake?"

Sleep-Eez Bedding

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

The Princess and the Pea

"I couldn't sleep."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"