Perpetual Sleeper Gifts

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Waking the Dead.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

Turning off the idea light.

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

Angel plumps up cloud.

Sharing the bed - or not.

'Please RSVP.'

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'