Perpetual Vacationer Gifts

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Monk on the beach

"Yipeee!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...

'How was your holiday?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

Crabbing

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'