Eternal Vacationer Gifts

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Monk on the beach

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Overdoing it.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

On holiday...

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Crabbing

Scene on the English coast.

Seaside

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

1930's bather.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Man stuck in deck chair.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."