Eternal Vacationer Pillows

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

"This isn't exactly what I expected when I asked Sam's Travel, Inc. to send me to paradise."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Monk on the beach

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Overdoing it.

On holiday...

Crabbing

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Scene on the English coast.

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Seaside

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

1930's bather.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Man stuck in deck chair.