Existential Vacationer Pillows

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Chiller Theatre

Pastorius wonders why.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Needs to get a life"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Is this who I am?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."