Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.
Existential Vacationer Prints
Decorate their travel space with art prints that echo the deeper questions of existence and the joy of exploration, blending humor and philosophy beautifully.
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!
Chiller Theatre
Pastorius wonders why.
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'
"Needs to get a life"
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Optimist
Camping.
Easter Island Shades...
Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."
"Nihilistic customer service"
"Is this who I am?"
How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!
"But what if this is all there is?"
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'
"Be or be not. There is no question."
"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."
"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
Business Sisyphus
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'
'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'
"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."
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