Exotic Vacationer Prints

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Climate change

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Newton's vacation

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Overdoing it.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Scene on the English coast.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Seaside

Yule Tide

1930's bather.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Self Service Island

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Alternative Airport

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'