Exotic Trip Prints

Alternative Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'See you in two weeks!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Airliner

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A London gent abroad

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'How was your holiday?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

London summer.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Shoppers

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Easter Island Bonnets

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

Wrong place at the wrong time.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Couples Riding an Elephant

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"