Exotic Trip Gifts

Alternative Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

'See you in two weeks!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Airliner

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A London gent abroad

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

Shoppers

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Wrong place at the wrong time.

'Sorry to eat and run but I've got to go help someone catch a plane.'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

Couples Riding an Elephant