Exotic Destinations Gifts

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Sun Worship

"We've got a problem."

Desert island wind-turbine.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Lei-ing Hens

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Scenic route?'

Alternative Airport

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert island hammock.

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.