Unusual Destinations Gifts

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Yonder

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Scenic route?'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Alternative Airport

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Island Entrance Fee

'We're cruising the Bermuda Triangle this year.'

"Anywhere!"

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

The Trevi Fountain Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards.

Scenic Rout