Unusual Destinations Pillows

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Yonder

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Scenic route?'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Alternative Airport

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"Anywhere!"

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Honeymoon Camper

'We're cruising the Bermuda Triangle this year.'

Island Entrance Fee

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday