Unusual Locations Gifts

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

Tennis anyone?

'We're cruising the Bermuda Triangle this year.'

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

"How many times must I tell you? It's not hello; it's just hell."

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'We'll need to have some kind of lottery because everyone will want to work here.'

Sir, while you wait, cheap air would like you to accept a complimentary cup of cocoa!

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Line of Ostriches

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."