Technology In Unusual Places Gifts

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Modern camping

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

A Spider checking out Webcams.

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

Egyptologists see computer in tomb.

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'I just realised, we're online too!'

A hunter shoots a drone

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"I brought my own nature sounds."

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

Gardening#1

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...

"I took our kid three years to graduate college. It took me four years to learn all the features on this remote."

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."