Love In Unexpected Places Gifts

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Egg Surprise

Cupid

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

You will go on a trip.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'