Fans Of Unexpected Romance Gifts

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Tunnel of Infatuation

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"So, do you come here often?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Cupid

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

False starts.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

"And to think we started as a book club."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Border Security

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"Enjoy!"

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.