Fans Of Unexpected Romance T-Shirts

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"So, do you come here often?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Cupid

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

False starts.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"And to think we started as a book club."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Border Security

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.