Exotic Vacation Gifts

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

Birds of the Pantanal

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

PIna Colada

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

Desert island wind-turbine.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Alternative Airport

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Skiing Accidents.

He Keeps Touching Me.

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."