Exotic Vacation Prints

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

Birds of the Pantanal

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

PIna Colada

Sun Worship

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Desert island wind-turbine.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Alternative Airport

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

Skiing Accidents.

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

He Keeps Touching Me.

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'