Exotic Holiday Prints

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Seagiraffes

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

The Stripper

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Persian

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"

Snake Charmer

'Careful, he bites.'

A cocktail in a tuba

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

Alternative Airport