Exotic Holiday Gifts

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Seagiraffes

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

The Stripper

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Persian

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

A cocktail in a tuba

'Careful, he bites.'

Alternative Airport

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

Snake Charmer

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...