Exotic Dancer Gifts

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'I'll reinstall the stripper pole vertically as soon as my neck problem clears up.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

South Stripper Pole!

"Is there a herpetologist in the house?"

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"I thought she ran away to join the circus."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"It might be nice for a chance to go somewhere that didn't remind us of work."

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

The Stripper

"Take it off. . . take it off!"

Strippers Dressing Room

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"Are you even listening to me?"

"....and I'll have a glass of the house blue."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Palais des Beefcakes. Pop! Randy is … A male stripper … I feel like throwing up. I feel like blackmail.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"It's 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day.'"

'No you don't! Bake it first!'

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

The stripper.

Man climbs on a striptease pole to escape his wife.

An exotic dancer and her snake.

'There's no strip club in this strip mall.'

Pole Dancer in a twist.

Dog Birthday cake with a cat jumping out of cake,