Tropical Dancer Gifts

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

The Stripper

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Scot country dancing,

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Sun Bather

Beach

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"