Tropical Dancer Gifts

Where we get coconut milk.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Lounging by the pool

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The Stripper

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Scot country dancing,

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

That's my summer place.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Sun Bather

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Beach

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.