Underwater Dancer Gifts

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

The Stripper

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Scuba Diving Devil

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"You're all arms Rodney."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Clam - The Dance Mix

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'This is just the warm up.'

Revenge of the Fish

Diver disguised as a fish

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'