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The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

The Stripper

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Scuba Diving Devil

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Clam - The Dance Mix

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Where we get coconut milk.

"You're all arms Rodney."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Diver disguised as a fish

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'