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Diver disguised as a fish

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

The synchronized shower event.

The ocean is no place for a star.

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Rainbow violin surfers

The dream works when the team works!

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Every school has a class clown.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Grace under pressure

'You're a little overweight.'

Goldfish

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

Octopus Manicure.

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.