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Rainbow violin surfers

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Another nice wave.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Fish's Revenge.

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

Violinist on a surfboard

Diver disguised as a fish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"He uses a silencer."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Goldfish

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

'Foreign exchange student.'

Fly fishing

Deep Sea Restaurant

'I hate it when my paint runs.'