Oceanic Musician T-Shirts

Violinist on a surfboard

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Marine Band

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Rainbow violin surfers

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Quartet of mermaids

Fish's Revenge.

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

Quartet on surfboards

Conductor.

Octopus-bagpipes

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

Your dog sure loves playing in the surf! Yeah, it's the bath of least resistance!

The 50-Bar.

"Well, all I can say is that you're growing fast: A few more years and you could be a Giant Octopus!"

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

Feeding whales fish pellets