Oceanic Magician T-Shirts

Witches watching whales.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The quarantine self cut.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Rainbow violin surfers

"Shaketh."

"What's that clicking sound?"

"I have to know how it's done."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Fish's Revenge.

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Violinist on a surfboard

Mermaid Portaloo.

Vanishing Act.

"He uses a silencer."

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

"We homeschool."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

Deep Sea Restaurant

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'