Cleaning Magician T-Shirts

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."