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"Don't forget to wash your hands."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Lazy plumber.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Missing Sock

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Happy Birthday MUM!

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

An artist tells a child off for dripping ice cream on the floor