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"Don't forget to wash your hands."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Lazy plumber.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

Missing Sock

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

An artist tells a child off for dripping ice cream on the floor

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'