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'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Decluttering. . .

'The cat did it.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Happy Birthday MUM!

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III