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'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

An artist tells a child off for dripping ice cream on the floor

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III