Cleaning Magician Gifts

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."