Cleaning Wizards Gifts

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The household cavalry

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dustbin monster.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Spring cleaning.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'You missed a spot.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Cleaning lady picking up weights

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Human Dust Buster

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

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