Cleaning Wizards Pillows

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The household cavalry

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dustbin monster.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Spring cleaning.

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'You missed a spot.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Cleaning lady picking up weights

Cleaning service on skates.

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Human Dust Buster

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

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