Cleanliness Wizard Pillows

Duct Cleaning

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dustbin monster.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

"Thank God!"

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Junior's Towel

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

Ward Cleaning.

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."