Cleanliness Guru Pillows

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Wife changed her bath night, has she?'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"Before Covid I was obsessive compulsive about germs. Now I'm a visionary."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Namaste."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Super glue hoovering

Decluttering. . .