Cleanliness Guru Gifts

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Wife changed her bath night, has she?'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"Before Covid I was obsessive compulsive about germs. Now I'm a visionary."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

Junior's Towel